Babies have always made me
uncomfortable. I can’t have a conversation with them, they’re much too fragile,
and things can go too wrong, too fast. This irrational discomfort stems from my
strange baby encounters. Once, a baby turned around and looked straight into my
eyes, turned back around to his mom then whipped around to stare at me again.
He watched me walk away until his balance failed him and he fell over. This
incident reminded me of a baby phenomenon I think everyone should be aware of –
The Walmart Baby.
Yes, Walmart Babies. You too have
encountered them, whether you knew it or not. That sneakiness is part of their
baby weaponry. Walmart Babies are the babies in shopping carts who aren’t yet
old enough support their own head. They sit, staring at you with a bobbling
head, as drool falls down their faces. And these babies are persistent. Think he’ll
lose focus if you quickly turn around and grab your bread? No. Walmart Baby is
watching you grab your bread, and your entire shopping list, with his little
head bobbing in a circle. Walmart Baby is always watching. And drooling.
Do not
fear, readers, for the Walmart Baby is harmless. But know, when you round the
aisle and he’s staring straight into your eyes, he will not give up. Walmart
Baby is on a mission. He WILL win this staring contest you didn’t even know you
were in.
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