My frustration with voicemail messages has prompted me to write about how not to leave a voicemail. Consider this a public service
announcement in order to cut down on hearing loss and strange voicemails across
the nation. Here are two mistakes I find all too often in my inbox.
Screaming into the
phone as if it is an ancient machine that may not catch all of your sounds.
We’ve had telephones for awhile now. There is no reason to not use your “inside
voice”. In fact, voicemails have become so advanced that they will now register
your every sound! So never fear, you and your screams will be heard.
Speaking as if the person
you’re calling is crouching next to the machine and hiding from your call.
My father is the greatest culprit. “Hey I
know you hear the phone ringing…answer the phone…pick up the phone…I know you
hear me…ok, call me back.”
I hope everyone takes this seriously and considers their role in this epidemic. Are you a part of the problem? If you are or know someone who is, please consider becoming an advocate for voicemail awareness in the future.

You left out the most crucial of awful voicemails. "Hello, this is your mom! I'm calling at 8:20pm. Can you please call me back?". Doesn't seeing the missed call on your screen say all of that for you?
ReplyDeleteSo true! Same with leaving a callback number if it's not a business; the number is on my Caller ID, no need to spell it out!
ReplyDeleteor after hearing that the person who's voicemail you called is not who you were looking for you steal leave a message something like "Yo iz dis Keesha. Dis ron-ron. Call me hoe"
ReplyDeleteHaha the best cover-up of them all!
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